Beer of The Week: Pabst Blue Ribbon

Looking for a real cheap way to get real drunk?  Well you could shell out a buck for bum wine or you could be a fucking man and grab yourself a rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR).  PBR fucking rules when it comes to getting loaded on beer while on a strict budget.  It gets the job done and tastes like your drinking a real fucking beer.  Guzzle it by the gallon and you will see that PBR is truly a gift from the heavens. 

Man Up and Drink!

Tonight is one those nights where I find myself in a dilemma.  I could go to bed right now and sleep soundly for a full eight hours, or I could man up and drink, get drunk, drunk text all of the women in my cell, wake up with a thirst so severe and a headache so strong that I consider suicide.  I will MAN UP and chose to get drunk.  Why you ask?  Well if you seriously have to as then you need to get the fuck out of here because any man worth a shit knows that getting drunk is far more fun and exciting than giving into society's conventions of getting a good night sleep.  Being sober is for deadbeat loser nerds who have no lives and probably haven't gotten laid since the Reagan adminstration.

It is important to man up in everything we do.  Weather it be taking on the fat friend of the hot girl who one of your boys is trying to bang or drinking hardcore.  If you are ever faced with such dilemmas in life just fucking man up and don't be a pussy.  Fucking man up and drink!  Cheers!